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worms ... some just won't fit because they are so miraculously complicated ...
it has taken me hours to transcribe Jake Thackray's Last Will and Testament so
far ... and I still haven't entirely understood it's rule-breaking boundary-challenging
deliberate structural mis-fits ...
(13) Jake Thackray - Last Will and Testament - YouTube
I, the under-mentioned,
By this document …
Do declare my true intentions,
My last will, my testament.
When I turn up me toes, when I
rattle me clack, when I agonise,
I want no great wet weepings, no
tearing of hair, no wringing of hands,
No sighs, no lack-a-days, no
woe-is-me's, and none of your sad adieus.
Go, go, go and get the priest
and then go get the booze … Boys …
Death, where is thy victory? Grave, where is thy sting?
When I snuff it, bury me
quickly, then let carousals begin …
But not a do with a few ham
sandwiches, a sausage roll or two and "A small port wine, please"
Roll the carpet right back, get
cracking with your old Gay Gordons
And your knees up, shake it up,
live it up, sup it up, hell of a kind of a time …
And if the coppers come around,
well, tell them ... the party's mine … Boys …
Let best beef be eaten, fill
every empty glass,
Let no breast be beaten, let no tooth be gnashed.
Don't bother with a fancy
tombstone or a big-deal angel or a little copper flower pot plant
A dog-rose in my eyes or a
pussy-willow but no forget-me-nots,
No epitaphs, no keepsakes; you
can let me memory slip
You can say a prayer or two for
me soul then, but make it quick … Boys …
Lady, if your bosom is heaving,
don't waste your bosom on me
Let it heave for a man who's
breathing, a man who feels, a man who can see
And to my cronies, you can read
my books, you can drive around in my motor car
And you can fish your trout with
my fly and tackle, you can play on my guitar,
And sing me songs, wear me
shirts, you can even settle me debts
You can kiss my little missus if
she's willing then, but no regrets … Boys …
Your rosebuds are numbered,
Gather them now for rosebuds'
sake,
And if your hands aren't too
encumbered
Gather a bud or two for Jake.