Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
four beautiful things
Just before four in the morning, just before dawn at the bus stop in the never quite empty road outside Clapham Junction Station, every scrap of rubbish from the surrounding streets seems to have arrived at the cross roads to whirl around in the high wind. One hesitant object slides and tumbles along, but will not take off. Gradually discerning some familiar features, I walk out between the red buses to rescue a small teddy bear with a pathetic grin who is clutching a red red rose.
At seven in the morning, two jet planes taking off one after the other, seen from a place very close to the point where they lift off the runway at Gatwick Airport. I never tire in my admiration of their powerful symmetry. A minute later they suddenly vanish from the top down, nose and tail first, engines last, as they bore through a thin layer or sheet of dense silver cloud. Moments afterwards, at the point where they have disappeared, two inverted commas of creamy white condensation form and then slowly roll apart in the cold vortices that are slowly whirling behind the fleeting wingtips.
At eleven in the morning on the edge of a broad undulating pasture, with my back to a chilly north wind, I see the newly grown summer grasses bending in waves that are weaving from side to side and chasing one another quickly across the contours of a low hill towards a row of small trees that are rocking gently from side to side.
At three in the afternoon, fresh coriander, signal green, forms an enigmatic calligraphy when strewn over the steaming bright sauce that covers my pasta, signal red.
At seven in the morning, two jet planes taking off one after the other, seen from a place very close to the point where they lift off the runway at Gatwick Airport. I never tire in my admiration of their powerful symmetry. A minute later they suddenly vanish from the top down, nose and tail first, engines last, as they bore through a thin layer or sheet of dense silver cloud. Moments afterwards, at the point where they have disappeared, two inverted commas of creamy white condensation form and then slowly roll apart in the cold vortices that are slowly whirling behind the fleeting wingtips.
At eleven in the morning on the edge of a broad undulating pasture, with my back to a chilly north wind, I see the newly grown summer grasses bending in waves that are weaving from side to side and chasing one another quickly across the contours of a low hill towards a row of small trees that are rocking gently from side to side.
At three in the afternoon, fresh coriander, signal green, forms an enigmatic calligraphy when strewn over the steaming bright sauce that covers my pasta, signal red.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
oiseaux sans chansons
etym. wazzocks ME ( iybtyba )
guilty postscript added a few days later ...
Confessions
Many years ago, in the subconscious part of my mind that discovers unlikely things, in the middle of a conversation with a trusting and deeply affectionate woman, I found a near-assonance between mike harding’s derogatory noun, often aimed at people whose wit and intelligence were less nimble than his own, “wazzocks”, and the French plural noun for birds, “oiseaux”, which a northern student beginning to learn french might easily mis-pronounce.
I lied to her.
I told her that wazzocks were an extinct british bird, slow moving and too trusting, like a cross between a wood pigeon and a turkey, and were once commonly found roosting in the rafters of large buldings such as churches and tithe barns, up until the period following the dissolution of the monasteries and during the increasingly common ownership of hunting guns, around which time they disappeared for ever.
If it isn’t too late, I really ought to apologise.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
finely engraved details in tracey sheppard's vestry doors at thursley
http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/2050103_church_glass_engraving_is_thursleys_new_jewel
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
the goddess of small things has been re-arranging the household contents
http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/may/07/alan-bennett-birthday-writing
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
tough decisions
should i watch man united and arsenal through the bottom of a glass down at the pub ?
... or should i treat the loved one to a new bottle of fairy liquid and some marigolds ?
the bee sucks ... in cumberspark wood
british bluebells seem smaller and thinner than the so-called spanish ones, the flowers are darker, and more translucent too, even iridescent in the right light, and if you look closely then you'll see that a bluebell is mostly purple ... with blue stripes
i think i've said this before ... that although bluebell woods are often very damp, it is worth laying down to get the full therapeutic experience of the perfume
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
saint george's day
i've been reaffirming my bond with the mother country ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3jXMsfLxhI&feature=related
... what other music would you suggest for saint george's day ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3jXMsfLxhI&feature=related
... what other music would you suggest for saint george's day ?
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
a discussion of the following sentences' implications might usefully occupy a class of schoolchildren for forty minutes
As we explained in the Section 2340A Memorandum, "pain and suffering" as used in Section 2340 is best understood as a single concept, not distinct concepts of "pain" as distinguished from "suffering"...
The waterboard, which inflicts no pain or actual harm whatsoever, does not, in our view inflict "severe pain or suffering".
Even if one were to parse the statute more finely to treat "suffering" as a distinct concept, the waterboard could not be said to inflict severe suffering.
The waterboard is simply a controlled acute episode, lacking the connotation of a protracted period of time generally given to suffering.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
the basis of my plot for a light opera involving ...
... builders in fancy dress ...
the takings at the pub confused with the contents of the offertory box ...
... and a vicar who is fanatical about bowls
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
ivan navarro at the brand new relocated towner gallery in eastbourne
a good cause ... although he overstates his case by printing the same list four times
Sunday, April 12, 2009
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