... of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and most horrid is emotional blackmail ... whilst for this blogger, the only sacred thing is life itself
Sunday, August 21, 2011
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Saturday, August 13, 2011
trouble at mill ...
Early in the day I must drive twenty miles out of my way because our pickers forgot the chutney yesterday for the chef at a posh country hotel who is doing a wedding feast later this morning. All of my other customers must wait.
Except one. He would have been the last of the day but I will now drive past his deli and he is already in there. When I nip in with his box, four hours early, he is at first delighted and then utterly crestfallen. Our pickers have sent provolone dolce, an innocuous white cheese, instead of dolcelatte, a strong and salty blue cheese. He has twenty four cheese boards to arrange for someone else’s wedding. I rack my brains and then drive thirty miles to a friendly wholesaler who very kindly lends me the right cheese, and back again. All of my other customers must wait.
Eventually, when I get back in to the yard two hours late and slump over the wheel before I begin to re-arrange the paperwork, there is a movement at the periphery of my vision and I look up see my rosy-cheeked manager giving me a cheery wave as he shoots off for a fortnight’s holiday. Grrr, just you wait until my psychiatrist hears about this.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
3 no 4 BT
A small pasture, maybe five acres, hedged and gated traditionally, and glimpsed from a speeding coach high upon a motorway embankment, is almost luminous in the intensity of the mid-day sunshine, and seems to have been subject to division by some invisible and quite mysterious force, because on one half stand seventy black and white dairy cows, whilst on the other is a parade of about two hundred shiny black crows.
A very old man cheerfully, sweetly, kindly ushering his desperately weak and fragile wife on to a crowded bus with infinitely loving patience and circumspection.
I am about to photograph a scene when an airliner passes over the city, and as I pause and wait for it to pass in front of a small white cloud, so I am confounded because the little cloud is the nearer to me and is so thin that the perfect shadow of the plane slides across it before I can press the shutter.
A posy of dark flowers (Cosmos atrosanguineus ? ) that smell more like cocoa powder than the real thing.
A posy of dark flowers (Cosmos atrosanguineus ? ) that smell more like cocoa powder than the real thing.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
reflected colours
a fine blogger with lovely eyes, who shall remain unnamed, observed that pigeons flying across the swimming pool appeared to turn blue in the reflected light
this reminded me of an infant memory ... the big girls would hold a buttercup beneath my chin and could tell from the reflected colour whether or not i liked butter
and then, only this evening ... i watched a jackdaw fly across the gap between the tenements, passing beneath two large trees ... and for a couple of seconds the glossy feathers on his neck and back reflected the greenery
this reminded me of an infant memory ... the big girls would hold a buttercup beneath my chin and could tell from the reflected colour whether or not i liked butter
and then, only this evening ... i watched a jackdaw fly across the gap between the tenements, passing beneath two large trees ... and for a couple of seconds the glossy feathers on his neck and back reflected the greenery
politically ethically humanistically incorrect ...
Struggling to undo a stack of small boxes that had been taped together with unusual thoroughness by our pickers and packers last night , i cussed audibly ... and then explained to my bemused customer ...
"Picked and packed by the company's Asperger's Division; unpacked by the Tourette's."
"Picked and packed by the company's Asperger's Division; unpacked by the Tourette's."
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
3 more BT
At the British Film Institute on the South Bank, Glen Ford and Rita Hayworth looking like gods in the digitally re-mastered Gilda.
Great scriptwriters don’t waste words and great photographers add magic to each frame to cast us in to new oceans of emotions.
A troubled and agitated mother-of-pearl sky conceals and then reveals the huge and fugitive new moon descending over the city.
In the gloom at Putney Station as our electric train slips quietly away, so a steam driven Pullman rumbles through, the loco panting as it follows a curve into the night.
3BT
An undeserved and unexpectedly affectionate text from the loved one during a frantic hour of work-induced stress.
Near Sevenoaks, glimpsed through a high hedge as I trundle slowly down a narrow country lane, a broad-antlered stag and a dark-eyed long-necked hind, each smooth coated and with uptilted noses, treading slowly through knee deep wheat that really does look golden in the strong sunshine.
Coming back to London down a long hill into Norwood, and having seen him some way off, I stop to let out a car who has been creeping from a side turning. I might just as well give him space as try to wobble around him, and no skin off my nose because the crossing lights twenty yards on have turned red. However, the cyclist who was a hundred yards behind me has now caught up and is sadly lacking in road sense, shooting by me in the face of oncoming traffic, unaware of either car or crossing. Incredibly, he bounces off the car and lands on his feet as the oncoming drivers stand on their brakes, and then walks away shocked and shaken, but without a scratch.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
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